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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 16:30
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Why are therapy lights so expensive?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read